probably what my parents think every time they assign me a house chore
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”